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babysaurus

A male who appears to be an adult but has the emotional maturity of 9 month old. A babysauraus is especially deceptive because he is usually tall,well built or very muscular.
Jim is so tall and good looking. He's also a line backer in the NFL too bad all he ever does is whine about the fact that he has no friends. Jim is a babysaurus.
by tmac30 February 1, 2009
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Babys Thumb

I put my hand in his pants and was dissapointed to find he was only packing a "Babys Thumb" down there
by Randall Van Strauss October 26, 2010
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Babystewie

Babystewie means....
A baby that believes adults
Better hear their thoughts but
Yelling and screaming is what comes out
So adults can see them thoughts

Ticking in the babies head
Even looks like she says dam u u woman
World domination Is possible
Including the baby talking to animals
Eliminating ur thoughts in a instant

Babystewie is a baby that believes that you can hear their thoughts
Everyone has baby in their life that acts like a babystewie
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 13, 2017
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babysit

1.to indure massive amounts of painful boredom, while watching an iratating little child for a set amount of time. reward is generally monetary. Pay is great in DE
2. (VERY RARE)to be alowed to participate in the emenslly enjoyable sport of sitting on young children.
i am going to babysit for 3 hours i will get $12 i return

Will you PLEASE let me babysit?
by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005
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babyshimi

sushi made from babies. Typically, a thin slice of baby with a bit of rice, wasabi, and avocado, wrapped in nori.
That girl tastes like babyshimi.
by BriJoeRic January 16, 2008
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Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.
Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
by Rockatansky August 4, 2009
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babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.
My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.
by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009
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