beejeebies

to be scared all of a sudden, when someone is walking up to you from behind.

Holy Beejeebies ____ (name), I didn't see you there, where did you come from?

by goddessdreamer July 25, 2011

No Beej

Someone you would want a blow job from under any circumstances. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.

George: What do you think of her?

John: No Beej!

by BistoYeti February 19, 2009

Jersey bleejay

The sloppyest of all sloppy cock gaging.A suck so ruanchy it could only be described as a Jersey.

Jay would enjoy a good old jersey bleejay tonight but unfortunately he only enjoys this from a man.

by DDerek February 3, 2007

Beejesus

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)

ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us

by amazingmavis December 7, 2010

beejer

comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.

R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."

by Fan dango May 11, 2006

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Beejob

The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.

It usually doesn't work very well.

Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.

by GweegyPop March 5, 2009