buzzard

A user of Google Buzz. Such a user is a buzzard because they're circling waiting for the demise of other social networking.

All the buzzards are waiting around for facebook to die so they can eat its eyeballs.

by your_mom123 February 10, 2010

Buzzed

Figurative meaning for "ecstatic" for when you shitpost on Twitter about being at a bar while underage and say you're "buzzed" but get called out for being a poser.

I'm so buzzed man. Gonna drink some weed.

by Tongalong June 10, 2017

Buzzard

A lady of ample proportions who likes to carry out predatory fetishes on willing victims

Look at Buzzard over there, she's squatting over Dowser ready to tak a dump on his chest and then slash it off, I hope the table can take their sick game

by davethejag October 1, 2009

pink buzzard

A sex toy, dildo, vibrator. pink- common color of sex toys, dildos and vibrators! buzzard- because most buzz.

Put the pink buzzard away honey, I'm home!

Keep your wentz away from me, I've already got my pink buzzard!

guy: So, do you have any pets?
girl: Yeah, a pink buzzard!

by KS_Kittykat October 11, 2007

buzzausted

1.the state of physical exhaustion or fatigue caused by drinking to excess.
2.running out of resources such as liquor or money required to achieve a buzz.

After several nights of continued drinking and socializing, Ingrid was buzzausted and needed to take a break.

Collegiates often find that the party has ended when they have buzzausted the keg or other libations.

by NBY May 28, 2008

buzzardbait

a dead animal of sufficient bodily mass & xtent to attract th attention of saprophagous birds

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we all eventually bcome buzzardbait.

by Ucmeas Zardoz December 18, 2009

Buzzardbitch

A person who refuses share the cost on lunch with a group, but waits till everyone is done eating then eats the leftovers.

That cheap ass Buzzardbitch didn't help out on lunch, be she sure ate the last two pieces of pizza anyway.

by spatreatmentsuck January 12, 2015