buttamilf

1. a buttafaced order woman with the body of a 20 year old.
2. A cougar with an ugly face.

I saw this hot ass walking in front of me, but it turned out to be a buttamilf

by Freaky-Diki April 18, 2008

buttmunk

Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.

Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.

by Sparky-in-Iowa May 20, 2007

Buttular

A word that refers to a person's nether regions.

"He pulled that result right out of his buttular region!!"

by K. Duff December 30, 2008

buttmak

1) (verb) When you order a Big at McDonald's but it gets fucked up and you get a "Buttmak"

2) (noun) The sandwich that is given to you when McDonald's fucks up your order

3) (verb) the act of a McDonald's worker taking a dump on your Big Mac.

Tyler Manseau just got buttmak'd.

by The Akid June 23, 2009

buttrump

The act of dry humping in a dogie style position directed towards the anus

kiss her softly, then turned her around and began to buttrump her as i kissed the back of her neck.

by Caleb Cardinell February 4, 2010

Buttsumption

The eating, drinking, or ingesting of something by way of the anus.

Sometimes the insertion (but not consumption) of objects into the anus may also be referred to as buttsumption.

A term that usually accompanies anal sex with a very loose anus. The extra flaps of moist skin form a seal around the penis, acting as a plunger and sucking it inwards and onwards, deeper into the abyss.

The butt seems as though it is swallowing the penis whole.

Mark: "Hey dude, you ever had a beer enema? Gets you drunk like mad crazy!"
Paul: "Think I'll pass on that one."

Hannah: "Stuffing my bum with acorns."
Jack: "I don't think those are meant for human buttsumption."

Tom: "Hey Bro, heard you got anal from Alice last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah. Too bad her anus was loose as a clown's pocket. Her butt almost swallowed me whole!"
Tom: "Damn, dude. Sounds like a case of penile buttsumption!"

by Angrywank March 17, 2013

buttmugger

Thievery of the anus.

Stay away from him he is a buttmugger. If you deal with him you will no longer be an ass virgin and chances are you won't even know it. He is that slick!

by Cornbread916 December 22, 2013