Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.
Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018
Get the Bartle Skeet mug.A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
Get the Butler's Wipe mug.A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
Get the Shlong Burgler mug.A Bartleby is a person who is hired for a job, shows up to work every day, but refuses to actually do the job. From the short story "Bartleby, the Scrivener, a Story of Wall Street" by Herman Mellville.
That new salesman turned out to be a Bartleby, he hasn't made a sales call in the 3 months since he started.
by Morningwood Cottage July 2, 2016
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Bartlebeer was invented by Rick Bartleman. It is the greatest beer in the world. It's not currently available to the public, but will be soon.
Bartlebeer was invented by Rick Bartleman. It is the greatest beer in the world. It's not currently available to the public, but will be soon.
Listen to all the happy people cheer, they are excited now that they have BartleBeer! When you want to start late, and end early. Don't want your gut to become all burly. Don't mix something in your beer, that will spoil it. You will just end up all night at the toilet! Keep your body happy, and let the world hear. WE ALL LOVE, BARTLEBEER!
by YouNeek1 February 7, 2008
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Older brother of Juliet Butler.
Older brother of Juliet Butler.
I wouldn't try to approach Domovoi Butler if I were you. The chances are that you'll end up with three broken fingers...
by Jamie O'Dea July 18, 2008
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