Pulling a Burt 

"Pulling A Burt" is the action of opening a detect message on Instagram to find nothing of your interest & commenting "Lmao" regardless what the picture or caption is about, and proceeding to like the probe picture then deleting the message like nothing happened

Man, brad has been a real ass hole lately. He's been ignoring all my text/calls and he's even pulling a burt on my DM's on Instagram

Pulling a Burt by Seth killian June 21, 2014

The Burt Reynolds

When u make u are giving it to a girl doggystyle and u eat a steak off her back at the same time

I haven't talked to Lisa after i gave her the burt reynolds.

The Burt Reynolds by nbctk June 23, 2006

dirty burt 

A man who will rob you blind in the blink of one eye and some how get out of going to jail.

That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.

I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!

dirty burt by Joe Aquafina February 20, 2007

Butthurt Burt 

One who is butthurt in character or often displays butthurt behavior. Common traits include a fragile ego, mood swings, and an inflated sense of entitlement, resulting in frequent butthurt episodes. See also, meninist.

Frank walked off pouting when a girl gave his friend Jimmy her phone number, Frank is a butthurt burt.

Butthurt Burt by youthofnausea January 28, 2015

Angry Burt Reynolds 

Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..

While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.

Angry Burt Reynolds by Hooper Humperdink III February 20, 2011

A Burt

a short dumb fatty who buys a sub with a hole in it

stop being such a burt

A Burt by steeezy February 23, 2008

burger burt 

soft ass bitch. A burger burt will never leave you alone he always wants to be gay and loves eating

burger burt aint no shooter

burger burt by burger burt June 18, 2018