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Bukkake Festival

A jubilation which may or may not include several typical party games and events, but always ends with some manner of bukkake with the Bukkake Belle (or belle of the bukkake vestival) as the object of the act.
Kyle's friends decided to throw him a Bukkake Festival on his birthday, because they knew how much he liked to ejaculate on women.
by Baron Handlebar July 24, 2008
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bukkake special

When your idiot friend gets excessive mayo on his sub sandwich, making it look like someone bukkake'd on it.
Friend: Extra mayo, please.
You: So how's your bukkake special?
by NoMayoPlease May 2, 2014
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Bukake Ninjas

The History of Bukake is well chronicled. However, there is a ommission from the literary record. That is the importance of the Bukake Ninjas.

The Bukake Ninjas used an extreme form of Bukake to ridicule their opponents in battle. In Feudal japan, Bukake Ninjas were the most feared of all enemies, because after a defeat they would take all females from a village, be it mothers, daugthers or grandmothers and force these women into unremitting bukake.

It has been said that because of their rigorous training, Bukake Ninjas possessed an uncanny ability to produce insane amounts of semen, which they squirted over their victims face and torso.

Today, the Bukake Ninjas no longer exist, however their despicable acts shall not be forgotten
1. Dude, your an insane Bukake Ninja for what you did to that girl!
2. I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukake Ninja!
by El Presidente April 4, 2005
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smurf bukkake

Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.

It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.

And homosexual.
"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"

"$25 a gram man."

"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"

"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."
by Rizzo Repulsive December 15, 2006
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advice bukkake

The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.
John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.
by GarDrastic December 9, 2007
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One Fish Bukkake

A fish (salmon) shown on the popular British documentary 'Natures greatest events'. The fish viewed on this show produced a huge amount of semen which surrounded fellow female salmon causing a mass bukkake, hense the 'One Fish Bukkake'
Friend 1 - Dude did you see how much cum came out that fish?

Friend 2 - Yeah thats the one fish bukkake

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Friend 1 - Dude i blew a huge load on that girls face earlier

Friend 2 - Just like the one fish bukkake
by NinjaFloydFan April 3, 2009
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bukkake

Where, for some unknown reason, many males participate in ejaculating over one female
Alex took part in BM's bukkake
by kronstadt July 16, 2008
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