broedown

A gathering of "bros" usually to play video games, drink beer, listen to music, etc. Usually, it's just a guy thing

Dude, did you go to the broedown on Friday night?
-No, man, I couldn't. I had to wash my basement.
Lame-ass-pussy-bitch!

by dangeridiculous February 23, 2010

brokted

A terrible way of saying broke.

He brokted my nose!

by silvermuffer February 20, 2011

BROteriation

When a male is stripped of everything he ever was after entering a relationship with a female. He ditches his friends and/or family and devotes his life to the girlfriend.
how rude. -_-

Friend 1: hey man lets hang out today !
Friend 2: I can't ill be with the gf.
Friend 1: how about tomorrow? Or the day after?

Friend 2: im hanging out with her again
Friend 1: "/ dude. I think you're coming down with BROteriation. Not cool.

by chick'n&beans June 14, 2011

brotervention

An intervention between two friends or formally known to popular to belief. A recallibration of vibrations of minds/individuals once sworn and sown.

A refresher of bros.

Dominic we need to have a brotervention. I miss you.

Kameron we need to have a brotervention.

by THESNOWLEAPORD July 15, 2016

brokedown female

A female who doesn't have their shit together

Tired of dealing with brokedown females.

by 2blk2strong July 3, 2016

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brotebook bromance

When a friend inside of a group of bros has a girlfriend with hoe-ass lonely lodge friends who try to break them up stay together to form a union of unbreakable guyship in lovey landing.

I need a brotebook bromance if I want to get through this.

by Greasy-grove July 27, 2018