broedown

A gathering of "bros" usually to play video games, drink beer, listen to music, etc. Usually, it's just a guy thing

Dude, did you go to the broedown on Friday night?
-No, man, I couldn't. I had to wash my basement.
Lame-ass-pussy-bitch!

by dangeridiculous February 23, 2010

Brodown Syndrome

Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.

One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.

Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"

Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."

Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"

Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."

Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."

by drums and hos September 29, 2009

brokedown smokedown

ghetto.

someone who is ghetto and lame.
over wears clothes.
annoying
bitter
flat out looser

Tia: Ew look at jasmin she wears those shoes everyday

Kim: Yeah can you say brokedown smokedown

Tia: yea! lets call her that

tee hee hee

Both: brokedown smokedown!

by TiaTaylor May 19, 2009

Brodown

n. Boys night out.

As in a Hodown, but with your bros.

Sorry baby, it's a brodown tonight.

by James Dannelly May 7, 2003

brodown

An interaction (usually intense) between two "bros", in which a given grievance is first aired, subsequently debated, and ultimately resolved (commonly through the act of "hugging it out," or the mutual consumption of alcohol. Often both.) An inevitable part of any bromance.

"He drank your milkshake!?"
"Yeah, but we had a brodown, so we're cool"
"Still.."

by griklen February 21, 2013

Broadown

It's a brodown road trip, whereupon due to the rules of the brodown, no females are permitted. the additional road trip factor to follow all standard regulations of a road trip, allowing for any due arbitrary fluctuations.

Ben: Hey, Joel gets out of school friday, but he doesn't want to pay for the plane ticket home.

Anthony: Dude....broadown?

by Buttluncher January 20, 2009

brokedown

describing a person that has absolutely no respect for them self and neglects their personal appearance and hygene. Often displaying some of the same qualities as a homeless person.

Jeff is so brokedown, he got that T-Shirt free from a liquor store and he hasn't showered all weak.

by Tommy Ballgame April 21, 2007