bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.

Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008

Doyle Brunson

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.

"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."

by Dan Adair August 30, 2005

Broxson

A total Warrior. Someone who is or will become a complete badass that no one will mess with. Also known as never giving up and will protect the week and his family.

(nerd)- O no Im getting raped by a group of gangstas!!!:,,(

(a true Broxson)- Kicks the living shit out of the group of gangstas.

by Projecter101 September 6, 2010

Tender Branson

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.

"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"

by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

Chuck it on Branson

Getting wasted on the expense of your virgin credit card, and not even considering paying any of it back.

(EL) Hey Gilli are you coming out tonight ??? (Gilli)nah dude i got no cash !! (EL)fuck that "Chuck it on Branson" (Gilli) Yeah no doubt, Branson's good for it.
or
dont worry boys "Branson's got this round"

by Gilli83 July 17, 2007

getting Branson’ed

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018