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The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 9, 2019
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Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot

Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.
Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
by Jimmy me boi April 25, 2019
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Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008
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pot boiling

were a group of women beat up a man and force him to masturbate in front of them all whilst getting kicked
that was a good pot boiling last night
by tubzza January 27, 2009
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Hard-boiling

Hard-boiling occurs when a person sends a message digitally (text message, phone call e-mail etc.) and the recipient does not want to respond. One may not know they are hard-boiling another until it is already occurring. The recipient who chooses not to respond is thus 'poaching'.
Text Message "Hey Ethan, I think you should lose the mustache." Ethan's response? Didn't even pull his phone out of his pocket. You are straight up Hard-Boiling Ethan.
by Chiefsandchopper December 1, 2011
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.
Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.
by Sean March 18, 2004
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