breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018

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your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

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Breaking Him up

A New York term for beating the absolute shit of someone

If he comes outside I’m breaking him up

by ImTae July 19, 2019

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breathinnasa

liz on twitter. an absolute icon. deserves more followers. the sweetest funniest human being you’ll ever meet.

“omg do you follow breathinnasa?”
“yeah! i love her account”

by lizstan August 24, 2020

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Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

by breadakita February 10, 2021

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