I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

I've been a bad girl daddy

Expression used mostly by the younger generation from 18-20s to show their devotion to god, the sentence is a synonym for "Forgive me father for I have sin". Even though this is a relatively new phrase it has already found its way into lots of people; often in bed, praying to "daddy".

"I've been a bad girl daddy, I think I deserve punishment". This is an even bigger step, acknowledging their imperfections and accepting the conseuences of their actions.

by momslayer69 December 22, 2020

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Been Guanpedo

A fat Mexican guy whom is lazy and makes promises that he never keeps.

Ryan:
"Hey, did Austin ever give you the ten dollars that he owes you?"

Bradley:
"No. You can't trust that guy. He's a total Been Guanpedo."

by Mikehuntisbeautiful November 15, 2014

the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.

It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

Breena

Someone who lights up an entire room when they enter, always has a smile on her face and can always make everyone laugh even when she doesnt mean too. An extremly fun person to hang with. Breena's are the perfect daughters, friends, sisters, girlfriends, and mothers. Just an all around great person.

Person 1 " I wish I could hang out with her."
Person 2 "Yeah, shes a Breena for sure!"

by chiefs69 September 6, 2010

it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009