Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 2, 2011

blasted

The best non-curse word.

MR BURNS: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"!?

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

kitty boasted

a girl a trying to get some dick

corin: girl she tryna get her kitty boasted

by junior30000 December 5, 2010

Peggle Blasted

During sexual intercourse, when the male or female's anal has pressure of water applied to it. Can be a shower head, hose or even rain drops if they're hard enough.

OMG! I walked in to my bathroom to Jennifer getting peggle blasted while David hit it from the front!

by xxpeggle October 9, 2018

Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

Dome Blasted

1.the act of forcefully taking hold of a partner's dome (skull) whilst vigorously thrusting your cock into any and all facial orifices until ejaculation has commenced.
2.a variation of skull fuck

"I walked into my house after four years of deployment only to see my wife being dome blasted by my brother-in-law."

by Wendy's Baconator May 20, 2020

Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021