bradert

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.

“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”

by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

brad pitt

A good looking actor who does his best work when playing crazy people and/or fighters (see Twelve Monkeys, Fight Club and Snatch). Is about to have the most beautiful baby in the world.

Why should you see Fight Club? Two words: Brad Pitt.

by Kschenke April 14, 2006

Brad Whitford

The rhythm (and occasional lead) guitarist for the rock band Aerosmith. While Joe Perry is the more popular guitarist, Brad is not to be overlooked. He plays lead guitar on such songs as Last Child and Round And Round. He

definitely deserves more credit.

Brad Whitford is one of my favorite guitarists.

by aerofan15 February 14, 2010

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Hot Brad

when you place your hot, sweaty ballsack on the bald spot on the top of a coworker's head and claim that it's not sexual harassment because there was no penetration

He fell asleep on break so I gave him a Hot Brad.

by md80 December 11, 2018

Braided

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

by DNB215 April 21, 2011

Bradberry

A Bradberry (Brad-berr-y) is a definition or, additional term for an idiot. Or one who is considered stupid/of low intelligence.
(plural) Bradberries. Naming multiple, or a group of idiots, or a group of people who are stupid/of low intelligence.

The prank was created by a small group of bradberries.
The owner of the channel was a bradberry.

by 2British4U July 12, 2016