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brandon johnson

a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?

idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
by jj stockton June 15, 2009
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brandon giroux

the sexiest sex machine in the world. he will soon be the next hugh heffner.
by moonpoo7 November 11, 2011
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Brandon Herrera

AKA "AK Daddy" and "Papa Kalash"

A youtube gun celebrity and owner of the AKG firearms company. His main project over at AKG is the AK-50.
Known for his Gun Meme Review and Cursed Gun Images video series'. Currently hated by both Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics for quote, "playing them against each other." (;
Brandon Herrera, the greatest lover of kalashes and the Daddy of all AKs. One day, Brandon will successfully produce the AK-50 which will be the biggest and baddest AK ever made.
by Paulson Harrell September 8, 2020
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Brandon

A "Brandon" is the guy that got away, that you will always love. You didn't realize what love was until "Brandon" got away. You will always love him and wish he was always there by your side.
For example, Danny, Joe, and or Carlos are the good guys that got away. Danny is my "Brandon" I will always love him until the day I die. Joe is my "Brandon" and is now married to someone else because I didn't marry him when he wanted to get married. Carlos is my "Brandon" and still loves me, but it's too late because I married someone else. If you are a guy the girl that got away is your, "Brandy", she is your Brandy, the girl you will always love. Written by Cice Rivera
by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021
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Brandon

Best Boyfriend A Girl Can Have. Nice, Outgoing, Sexy, And An Amazing Kisser . Usually Loves Only One Girl And Means It . A Brandon Is Funny And Can Make You Feel Special. Be Careful Because Not All Brandons Are Perfect Like This. If He Loves You Than he Will Show It. A Brandon Is Romantic. Brandons Like To Do Cute Romantic Things Such As Bring You A Surprise At Work, Home, Or School "Just Because". Amazing In Bed. Dates Girls That Are Similar To Brandon. Brandons Are Fun. Brandons Enjoy Having Fun Often.
Damn , She Has A Brandon. She's So Lucky. He's Sexy .
by 24ctDiamond April 7, 2011
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brandon flowers

Brandon, will you please take my flower?
by Elvis-The King July 18, 2008
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brandon

the type of guy to throw matches while trying and barely get any kills.
bro we could have won if we didn’t have a braindead brandon
by valorant pro player May 16, 2021
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