Bonging

the act of going out and smoking a bong and doing lazy stoner activities.

1)"Lets get Nigga Bob and go bonging."
2)"He's so pussywhipped by his girlfriend he cant even go out and go bonging with me and Nigga Bob."

by Chode Man December 1, 2003

Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.

Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!

by Mamabeere February 13, 2010

Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

birgin

A birgin is the ultimate loser has never talked to a girl and has a bird chest. They may also do high rep curls with 5lbs. Because of there gross looks and SHIT self esteem they resort to bestiality as a substitute for there psychological lack of confidence to talk to any woman even fat women.

thegreatkhali from photochopz.com is a huge BIRGIN

by eshamed September 11, 2008

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013

Booging

The act of drinking alchohol (booze) off of a persons chest just like an ice luge. Most frequently takes place on a boat, lake, or pool party when people are wearing limited clothing.

To make the party a little more interesting we all started booging.

We forgot the cups, lets just booge instead.

by singleinseattle April 26, 2011