Boneroblongata

The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.

Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe

Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."

by blazerecu November 28, 2011

bonecrusher

Another word for a high-powered handgun or shotgun.

Teddy: "Lil Wayne is a bitch"

Weezy: "Don't make me go off in the trunk and get dat bonecrusher"

Teddy: "Lil Wayne is the greatest"

by BA2theMAX May 30, 2008

bonerope

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

bonacotti

Stupid or not very smart;a name to be teased with or called

The student had a bonacotti question, so the teacher gave a bonacotti answer.

by jenna2222 March 24, 2009

Boneceps

When one lacks muscle but makes up for it with bone.

Dude you're so small now, what happenend to your biceps? You're rocking boneceps now.

You mirrin the boneceps bro?

by DMHqt June 15, 2012

hoanized bonedog

A very dirty or skanky woman

Your mom is a hoanized bonedog

by Theary Monh June 18, 2006

boneclean

The act of fellation performed on a male.

I just needed a bit of boneclean.

by Bear January 23, 2003