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looney beaned

getting fucked with, when an 80 year old retard screws you over
im pissed cuz i just got looney beaned

fight on trojans (Fags)
by thug life14 October 7, 2011
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beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.
"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"
by kcud May 19, 2014
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Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.
I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!
by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010
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biggity banned

Another way of stating that one is to be banned.
Stile: 'BIGGITY BANNED!'
by Virion February 10, 2004
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Banned

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He buys twitter and the first thing he does is start banning people from the other side! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Look at how stupid those free speech advocates who those he was going to do something OTHER than that! You fucking idiots! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Every conservative commentator “Well, I don’t agree with it but if anyone should be banned it should be the other team.... Not me though.... I shouldn’t be banned.... I’m the good one... I care about free speech... For me... I would condemn someone other than Elon Musk for doing that.... To someone on my team... I’m allowed to be a hypocrite because even my own God knows that I’m a piece of shit who cannot adhere to my own moral standards... I’m good though... I’m going to go to heaven forever and/or become God.... I will escape judgement... hurray!”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
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beaned

beaned as in beanedandtoasted.com, the trendsetter for UK student lifestyle.
you have been beaned - you have been beanedandtoasted
by pookle July 25, 2004
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banned

Being blocked from doing an certain action, usually in a game or on a website. Bans can be temporary or permanent.
1. Person: asks question related to game
Admin: Why do you ask?! BANNED PERMANENTLY
2. You cannot chat because you have been banned from the lobby forever. Reason: Absolutely none
by Ondrashek06 May 24, 2020
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