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Blunch

When you wake up the morning after a long night of partying and its too late for breakfast but too early for lunch so you just smoke a blunt.
Yo i just woke up and missed breakfast with the fam

Its cool, come over for blunch, I got mad l's on deck
by ok987654321 October 25, 2011
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burchy

Somebody that is fat, hairy and has the football ability of a one legged dwarf.
Your burchy. You have the football skills of burchy
by Ken adams2 September 6, 2008
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burch

acting gay, or performing homosexual taunts
"oi, that guy bare burch bruv "
"stop doing burch tricks I aint in to that!"
by Vick P November 24, 2006
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blunch

hey man im taken my 30 min blunch. Yea!!!!
by LPG January 13, 2006
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Blucher

A dad that is an asshole to his daughter. Usually an alcoholic, a socialapath, and a burnout.

Pronounced: Blue-chur
GAH, your dad has been a blucher lately!
by gooberpudge June 23, 2008
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Burchfield

A field that is full of shit 100% of the time.
Bobby: Matt told me he couldn't give me a ride home.

Jeff: Oh he's just full of shit like a burchfield.

Nick: Ahhhhh I knew it!
by milksfavoritecookie August 16, 2010
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burch

1. (v)to intervene when others are doing a good job and thru your actions result in the job being done exceptionally poor.
2. (v)to completely miss the point and result in failure.
3. (v)to, in a professional setting, take twice the time, twice the money and twice the resources to do a job half as good as a novice's first attempt.
4. (v)to blunder with extreme ignorance.
5. (v)to fail, but claim victory.
6. (v)to walk away from or abandon adversity.
7. (v) to fail, be given an opportunity to correct failure, then try to merely achieve original failure.
1. I was trying to tighten the bolts with a ratchet and the boss placed his hand over mine to use the ratchet. Literally holding my hand. When we added coolant it went everywhere. He totally burched it.
2. "I wiped my jacket as clean as I could manage and said, 'You burched it. I didn't literally want the shit to hit the fan."
3. I knew he'd burched it when he hired two zoo keepers and bought 3 monkeys just to open that banana.
4. Scott: Girls aren't as good at anything as boys.
Joe: That's a pretty burched opinion.
5. The boat had capsized, but an air pocket kept it afloat. When he told the passengers, "At least it's still afloat," they all knew he had burched it.
6. Blair: where is he going?
Jim: He's leaving. He couldn't add 7 to 35.
Blair. So he just burched it?
7. He landed in the pond and we gave him a mulligan. He burched it. He's in the pond again.
by captainchez April 1, 2015
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