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gaster blaster

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded
by chara the human :) May 22, 2017
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Scissor Kick Blast

When you lay on your side or back and lift your leg and fart to garner attention. (looks like a pair of scissors)
Lane pulled a scissor kick blast in front of my family. What a pig!
by da bowz September 5, 2009
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Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.
Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?
by AW94 October 22, 2010
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Berklee Blast

The Berklee Blast is most commonly used to describe the result of the cafeteria food at Berklee College of Music. It entails eating some of the badly cooked food and then having diarrhea, often times explosive.
"Oh man, I can't believe I ate the chicken in the caf. I had the Berklee Blast all night."
by asdglkahga;lh May 14, 2009
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blastin'

He's blastin' up a fool!
by Simon Wentworth January 25, 2005
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Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.
Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.
by Hieronymus June 17, 2008
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Whip Cream Blast

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face
by daveimscared March 1, 2011
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