bloaf

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag

Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex

by richie July 28, 2004

Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.

by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009

super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.

J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"

by SHM January 4, 2008

blogfodder

A stupid non-news item that in the real world isn't that important but some blogger finds it and soon everyone is talking (and blogging) about it.

They misspelled "California" on my high school diploma. I fixed them and made blogfodder out of it. Now the whole web is talking about how stupid that printing company is.

by DrKoob January 20, 2009

bloft

A term invented by a landlord in a feeble attempt to market their basement apartment at a higher rate than its actual value. Usually the first red flag that you are about to be swindled.

"Luxurious one bedroom downtown bloft (lofty basement apartment)."

by bloftisnotarealword August 3, 2013

Bloft

Verb - To fabricate the illusion that what you are selling is much better than it really is.

Dude, did you see the way he was blofting that shitty basement apartment to seem like a fashionable loft?

by PrimevilKneivel August 3, 2013

blogfolio

Half Blog, half Portfolio. It's a part of a website that's commonly used to publish posts regarding the company's work and also relevant information about different topics around that company's industry or niche.

Joe: I thought i would only find Cindy's work in her portfolio but now that i browse through it i find her posts very useful and interesting... Oh wait a minute it's not just a portfolio, it's a Blogfolio!

by Designio November 11, 2015