Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Blind Gina Syndrome

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.

I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

by Nathan J. Cooper September 30, 2007

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017

God's Blind Spot

A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"

She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.

by Bradford Estes April 26, 2013

Blimers

A variation of both "blimey" and "blimes".

An exclamation used whilst annoyed or agitated.

"Blimers! Someone trod on me turnips!"

by Ash-Oke October 20, 2008

Blidded

extreemly high out of your mind
due to drugs/ weed

"Im about to get Blidded"

Dam that sour D got me Blidded"

Person 1: You blidded?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: Your eyes are mad red!

by </hollaatmeee> April 15, 2011

Blind from the waist down

An expression used to describe someone who is bad in bed.

Maria: Whoa! Look at that hunk. I'd like to get with that guy.

Julia: Yeah that's Dave. He's pretty sexy but I heard he's blind from the waist down.

Maria: Oh....

by Crackhead16 December 1, 2011