clock-blocked

When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.

I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.

by bizzk October 17, 2008

Blocked

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.

Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...

by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020

Bricked

Bricked refers to ANY hardware that is unable to start up due to bad software; Usually because of a bad software flash, a modification done improperly, loss of necessary files, being overheated from overclocking or overuse if the item is a lemon, a short-ciruiting, or a trojan that deletes necessary files for a few exaples.

The noob bricked his PSP becuase he took out the battery while running a firmware update. But he was updating to 2.6, so he's better off this way.

by RaiderX April 29, 2006

blacked out

getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating

Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!

by Lohsl September 27, 2004

Blickey Chase

The act of chasing/pursuing an opponent or enemy with a loaded firearm, particularly with a handgun chambered in 9MM or .45 ACP

David: “You villian! We finna play blickey chase right here, right now!”

Qusai: “Oh lord, nobody plays blickey chase better than David!”

by Axiom515 April 26, 2023

the blickety

what you get when you fuck around with nasty bitches or dirty hoes

possible physical symptoms:
warts
discoloration
gangrene
leprosy
cancer
partial or total loss of genital organs
death

Other symptoms may include but are not limited to:
loss of self esteem
loss of respect from friends and family

Chris: Fuck! One of my balls just fell off and the other one is peeling.

Pete: Remember that girl Sally you hooked up with last night?

Bob: Sally? SHIT nigga you got the BLICKETY!

Chris: *dies*

Sensible female friend of Chris: Damn. I tried to warn him not to mess with that nasty bitch. Serves his ass right.

by blicketylol March 12, 2010

Blacked

To not pay up on one's bets/wager.

I made a bet with Clint, he blacked me when it was time to pay!

by MikeHos June 11, 2018