Bernardo

A strapping young man with a fantastic face, hair much better than Justin Biebers, brilliant with accents, charming, witty, and quite halarious!

This guy is great! What do you call him?!

Oh him, He's a Bernardo!

by justsomepersononurban! October 24, 2011

san bernardino

A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low stanadard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California.

San Bernardino sucks.

by sketch January 17, 2005

Bernardo

He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.

Person 1: who’s that guy over there?
Person 2: he’s Bernardo, my boyfriend

by AyyyBitchYouAlreadyKnowWhoItIs March 11, 2019

bernbarting

Being as wrong as it is possible to be, especially when done with an air of superiority, i.e. when it is least plausible and most embarrassing.

Often associated with basic spelling mistakes.

That RussellM, he was stinking up the whole comment thread with his constant bernbarting.

by ScuzzaMan May 14, 2010

Bernard

The nigga with a big dick and that could get could get any girl he choses. The nigga dats super big in height and gets very angry if you mess with him. A nigga that can take a girl out on a date and pays for the bill. If you know this nigga probably one of your most meanest and funniest most lit athletic and smart human being you could have ever seen. A nigga that smokes weed with nobody cuz soneone always fucks up the rotation and sip lean just for the effects . Really that all i can says about the Bernard's.

Bro that nigga Bernard is the beast homie

by PurpleFlame June 18, 2018

Fat Bernardo

to masturbate; to rub your penis until orgasm.

Steve's date canceled on him so he decided to spend an intimate evening with Fat Bernardo.

by hammertime05 October 21, 2010

bernd

A relaxing person, who seems to be calm and shy but honestly is very attentively and listens to what you're saying. A Bernd looks deep into your eyes. He is very self-conscious and a proud men.

Yesterday I got to know a wonderful men!
- Why was he so wonderful?
He listened to me and seemed to be SO attentively, it made me feel so special!
- It must have been a Bernd!

by Lisheygreenleaf January 23, 2017