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balend

Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
You F***ing Balend Mate! Yea! Your a 27 year old looser. Balend.
by p0d May 5, 2006
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straw bale house

Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.
ps. haha to the kid who said "i live in a straw bale house"
by StanC February 5, 2009
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BALEETED

A word used in a wordHomestar Runner/word flash that has replaced the word "Deleted" in message boards. Means the same as "Deleted", although often used jokingly, or when a wordModeration/word is imminent, or has already happened.
User A: You Suck
User B: BALEETED!
by Iguana September 12, 2003
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balled my eyes out

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples
by Tomer S February 28, 2008
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Balex

Gedling slang for a feeling one gets before and after a burst of enjoyment.
She'll be feeling Balex for a week
Im feeling Balex
by Alexander MacDonald March 20, 2005
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BALEGDAH

An imitation of a Jamaican accent by Jesy Nelson from Little Mix.
Jesy: “Hold on a second..uhm..BALEGDAH”
by mooonlightbae March 15, 2018
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Baleeta

Someone who is really awesome on a game, either on a game console or a pc game(online or not).
Z0mg that kid is so baleeta
by fluffyhead April 6, 2009
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