Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.
See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
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