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Backward

An insult originating from the white van men of the North West of England, primarily Blackburn, meaning you're not quite right in the head, and possibly work backwards. Usually used when someone is doing something completely wrong, and it seems as though their brain works backwards.
"What the fuck are you doing it like that for ya fucking backward"

"No ya use it like this ya fucking backward"
by Smegmarash October 13, 2014
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blackwater

v. the act of firing at anything that moves with high-powered firearms, even if the target happens to be a slow-moving vehicle full of innocent civilians; to be utterly unconcerned about the loss of human life while engaging in highly questionable behavior.
Damn, that street gang just blackwatered that poor family.
by epiclulz November 4, 2007
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Blackabee

A white boy who thinks he can be a black man.
Sadly he is shit at being both white and black. He thinks he can say words like 'homie, forshizznut, b-ball, and dog.' These white blackabees also smell like a backwards wildebeast.
white dude:yo bitch come to my crib to chillax so we can stlamp it up (have fun).

real black dude: What a blackabee
by moosbur January 16, 2009
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Backwards Bowtie

When a man sticks his penis in between his partner's shoulder blades. It is a backwards titty f***.
My friend's Mom wanted me to backwards bowtie her. I did and it was fun.
by Sugar Daddy K February 6, 2009
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Blackaneese

To look Asian and Black at the same time. This phrase is mainly used in Idaho where people are confused by my dark skin and asian eyes.
I cant tell if he is Asian or Black..wait he is Blackaneese!
by China1 November 9, 2011
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eat backwards

To throw up. Taken from the German phrase "ruckwarts essen." (eat backwards)
"Ever since I moved to Germany, I have seen so many people eat backwards you would think it was cool."
by elgog May 4, 2009
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The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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