bizzare

A funny rapper who is part of D12.

You know why my hands are so numb? Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum, Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch),So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
(Fight music,bizzare D12)

by THENEW1 September 24, 2005

blizzard

1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)

Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"

Gal - "erm that's not snow"

or

Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"

Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"

by Arronax September 1, 2006

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005

joke buzzard

An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.

A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.

by Grant B. January 23, 2008

cocaine buzzard

cocaine buzzard.

A person that watches you call your connect on the phone,,,
waits 4 u 2 cop then asks i a pitiful dark crystal voice ....
May i have a bump please....

Cocaine Buzzard says... HMMMmmmm " i couldnt help but over hear,,,,,

pleasse my i have a Bump?
MMMMMMM! Please MaY I Have A Nice BuMp Please For MY dust bunny please.....
AAAAHHH PLEASE SIR MAY I ...AAHHrgggHHHH...
HAVE A BUMP FOR PRECIOUSSSS cocaine buzzard

(starting to sound like Golem)

by ricardo mantalban May 16, 2010

Snow Blizzard

While doing your girl doggy style in snow reach and grab a handful of snow. Pull out and spit on her back, giving her the impression that you came on her back. Then proceed to ejaculate into the handful of snow, when she turns to look shout "SNOW BLIZZARD, BITCH!" then shoved the semen covered snow in her face.

Also if your girl likes golden showers, tell her to try the lemon flavor.

Dude I so gave my girl a snow blizzard yesterday during that snow storm.

by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010

Blizzard

When the male shakes his penis vigorously over his girlfriends face while he is cumming to create a blizzard like effect.

Yo man! I gave my girlfriend a blizzard last night in the back seat of the car and she had nothing to wipe it off with so she had to get out and wipe her face on the grass.

by Detroit What MOFO December 7, 2010