Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

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bitching

1. Adj. - Cool; sweet; awesome; great
2. Adj. - Same as above, but used when you don't really care about something; a neutral response.

Also: bitchin'

1. That game is bitchin'!
2. Girl: I met up with Janie today and *drones on...*
Guy: Bitchin'.

by GuyMontag September 23, 2004

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bitching

slang for coll or something hot looking

it is a surf slang word
That is a bitching surf board dude.
That chick is bitching.

by Ashlee Fisher November 8, 2007

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Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011

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soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

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