berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006

Lasse Berghagen

Very popular swedish rockstar. His biggest hits are "Teddybjörnen Fredriksson" and "Stockholm i mitt hjärta".

Lasse has achieved an almost godlike status in many swedes' hearts, especially after his successful career as an MC in one of sweden's most popular blockbuster tv-shows. Even though his spirit has faded for the last few years, we swedes will never forget what he did to our hearts, souls and bodies.

Some legends will never die...

Dude, ur awesome. U must be Lasse Berghagen in disguise!?

by Mormor Marianne January 5, 2005

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

Berch

A bitchy nerd. Someone who intensely focuses on any type of work for a period of time, disregarding everything else (including that person's social life).

Michelle did not go to the movies with her friends because she was being a berch.

Don't talk to me, I'm berching right now.

Oh my god, she is such a berch!

Let's berch today :)

I berched all night and I'm just so exhausted.

by queenberch January 7, 2011

berkhamsted

A town just north of london, which you can guarantee no-one has ever heard of, lovingly known as berko.

On youtube there is a song called berko, berko, showing the roughest parts of the town; it's fucking immense.

It is certain you will kill yourself or any other fucker at the amount of boredom in berko.

Earlier spellings included Berkhampstead, Muche Barkhamstede, Berkhamsted Magna, Great Berkhamsted and Berkhamstead.

Upper classes know not to venture to tesco metro on Friday nights, due to the thieving youths hanging around the outside of the supermarket.

'Darling, we've run out of poached salmon, and Marks and Sparks is shut, shall we go to tesco's?'
'Don't be ridiculous, you know what berkhamsted is like on a Friday night, we'd be skinned alive!'

by mofoka_x March 23, 2009

bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....

You will always have one within your workplace.

by Alikat July 29, 2004