berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

reformed birther

When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.

Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.

by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016

Bestheris

1.A slang term for the most preferred or best.

2.Anything that can be associated as most favorable.

Johnny: Man, Cindy is the bestheris out of all.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Mack: *Snaps Johnny's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.

by GoshDarnItAll October 17, 2008

Birther

An anti-choice advocate who wants laws mandating every pregnancy to end in birth.

Birthers are protesting outside Planned Parenthood again.

by Kmv1982 September 6, 2019

Bestheris

1.A slang term for the most preferred or best.

2.Anything that can be associated as most favorable.

Johnny: Man, Cindy is the bestheris out of all.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Johnny: *Snaps Mack's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.

by GoshDarnIt October 17, 2008

beethers

the one word needed to describe a situation, place, event, etc. that is VERY bad.

Let's dip this smoke spot man, it's hella beethers.
Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.

by itsbeethersbruh February 24, 2017

Birther

Someone that gives life and revives.

Beyonce is a birther! Every time she drops a singles it gives life.

by Dani coola October 17, 2016