tangle berries

The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.

Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.

Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.

by S Hunter July 25, 2006

bertie botts

the jelly beans in the Harry Potter series. they come in literally every flavour, from cherry to vomit. Warner Bros. made a movie tie-in, creating the beans to be sold in stores made by Jelly Belly.

I tried my luck by eating bertie botts every flavour beans and got a booger flavoured one!

by de leon October 12, 2006

Berniecrat

A Berniecrat supports both Bernie's goals and strategy of reforming the Democratic Party from the inside.

Can't be a Berniecrat if you only share Bernie's goals, but not his strategy of reforming the Democratic Party from the inside.

by Donald F. December 6, 2020

Eat berries and chill

Something you want to do with a REAL wifey ting, usually referring to waking up with her in the morning and eating berries with her.

Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting

by Theo_bASTARD May 15, 2016

Trout and Berries

The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"

Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"

by CoolAsACucumber December 7, 2010

Pulling a Bernie

To stick your beak in it at all times and then not turn up to work the next day

he was so drunk last night he ended up pulling a Bernie today

by dghdkghdkghkjghdfkghg July 14, 2011

berniemacsed

when you steal another mans girl!

kiks: foo isnt that gabinos girl

chris: nah foo i berniemacsed that dude

by freshboykiks April 26, 2010