Skip to main content

Da Barber

Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.
Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.

Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!
by khrumzza October 30, 2011
mugGet the Da Barber mug.

Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

Everyone's reaction when they first hear Justin Bieber sing. Due to Urban Dictionary saying that the example must contain the defined word in it, it has to be misspelled, as it was in the 26th (as of now) definition of Justin Beiber.
Person when first listening to Justin Bieber: Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
by I spend too much time here April 21, 2013
mugGet the Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber! mug.

barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
mugGet the barber pole shit mug.

berger shot

To have accuracy greater than the average gamer.
Man that guy has such berger shot!
by nickanamek August 20, 2010
mugGet the berger shot mug.

Barber School

Someone with an unkempt or disheveled hairstyle, suggesting the subject received their haircut at a discounted rate from a barber training program.
Hey, get a load of barber school over here. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls was back on tour.
by Johnny Typo December 18, 2010
mugGet the Barber School mug.

Barberio

The Italian stallion; a muscular Italian superior to all other Italians
Why would I go out with Rob when I can go out with Big Ant, he's such a barberio
by Travis traymoore June 4, 2013
mugGet the Barberio mug.

bergerhofer

A fat man who wears tight shirts, and likes children a little to much.
I saw a Bergerhofer the other day, he made me feel uncomfortable.
by Johnny flendint June 17, 2020
mugGet the bergerhofer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email