Benediction

When you're REALLY obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

xD

Man, my friend has a Benediction

by Lilbean_229 June 3, 2018

eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits

Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.

by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009

Benedict Arnold

1) Making your sexual partner belief you are going to perform one of the acts of the sexual trifecka (oral, vaginal,anal) on her/him and quickly converting to the other

1) My girlfriend doesn't like anal so I was going vaginal and got her with the Benedict Arnold

by pschizzle April 14, 2010

Frisky Benedict

The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.

Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?

by RumplePhorskyn November 24, 2013

Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.

Pope Benedict XVI, welcome to power.

by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006