by beanz069 August 21, 2009

The improper usage of a zyn nicotine pouch, placing the pouch into the foreskin, and attempting to hide the fact that it's "on board"
Reginald thought no one would notice his Below-Decky Stowaway but his wincing wiggle is a dead giveaway
by Boinkojoinko January 20, 2025

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.
The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.
"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."
by qalachaki January 31, 2019

by Shaggy F Dog June 25, 2025

My below tongue is stil very active which is highly annoying as I’m constantly juicing my knickers!!! Which means I can’t wear them 2 days in a row 🙄 ffs laundry! 😎 xxx
by MH-mama May 31, 2018

I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
Where I need it
You used to beg me
To take
Care of things
And smile at the thoughts
Of me failing
But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
You used to run me away
All while laughing
Then cry about that fact
'Til my returns
Having hurt
So send the pain below
Where I need it
You used to beg me
To take
Care of things
And smile at the thoughts
Of me failing
But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
You used to run me away
All while laughing
Then cry about that fact
'Til my returns
But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Anymore
Drop down
'Cause I'm in
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Drop down
I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (I liked)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (having hurt)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Anymore
Drop down
'Cause I'm in
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Drop down
I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (I liked)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (having hurt)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below
by Death Menace September 23, 2023
