n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
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1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.
2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.
2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.
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Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."
Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."
Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."
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Get the dog's bullocks mug.Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"
interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"
interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"
usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"
or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?
A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"
or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?
A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"
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Get the dogs bollocks mug.Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.
If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!
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