A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.
Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!
by Salixx August 25, 2011

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.
as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.
by Rajpal May 13, 2005

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.
by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010

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by coochie humper October 10, 2009

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.
She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!
She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
by B.S.N. March 22, 2010
