[Beer]

And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.

Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.

by Canadian Booze Hound March 30, 2009

Beer

An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

by Christophercolumbus July 16, 2008

Beer

1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug

by Beezelbub September 12, 2003

Beer

A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.

Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!

by bdawg25 November 5, 2010

Beer

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.

by SvenJamin November 27, 2007

Beer

A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.

Guy1: WOW! She is hot!
Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.

by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005

Beer

Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry m

by DeathMonkey April 8, 2006