beer

beer is .... the necter of the gods... the oil for the machine of the human body... it helps ugly people get laid

MARK: i am watching the movie "emily rose" she was realey ugly but now that i have had some beer she is kind of hot.

beer by wc4122 January 21, 2006

beer

An alcoholic beverage composed mostly of barley, hops and water that makes you intoxicated when you drink enough

beer is gross.

beer by wendy lane May 23, 2003

beer

An alcoholic beverage with a similar taste and aromatic qualities to cat piss. For some unknown reason people seem to subject themselves to pints of it at a time. Should only be drunk my masochists and force fed to prisoners.

To find out just how bad beer can taste try some Tennants.

beer by Beerlover April 9, 2006

Beer

Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.

Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.

Beer by Mr. Know-It-All-Fucked-Yo-Mama November 28, 2004

BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

BEER by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

Beer

A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!

Beer by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010

beer

What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop!

Mom: hey guess what?
Me: What?
Mom: Your dad is dead
Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

beer by Bayle December 9, 2007