Because Boycie

The excuse for absolutely anything.

"Why are my socks always missing?"
"Because Boycie."

Because Boycie by SCE September 16, 2012

Because Boycie

The excuse for anything.

Why are there turtles in the living room?
Because Boycie

Because Boycie by SCEECS September 16, 2012

Because Physics 

The question to be answered is far too complicated to answere.

Similar to Because Maths and Because Science, but relating to physics.

"why does the marble run down the maze in this path?" "Because physics"

Because Physics by Nytonial June 5, 2015

Because I’m Batman 

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

Because I’m Batman by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

Because I Can!! 

I say it... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!

BFF:Why did you do that? Me:BECAUSE I CAN!!!

Because I Can!! by TheYesLane124 March 25, 2022

because 'ATACMS' 

An excuse or reason to skip out on a prearranged engagement, during the illegal russian invasion of Ukraine.

I am unable to attend the meeting this afternoon. I haven't slept, because 'ATACMS'

because 'ATACMS' by Vee Vee #FELLA August 10, 2022

Because Of The Boulder 

A term used for when you can't see something, due to a boulder being in the way

Person 1: I was going to go hiking the other day, but my view of the road ahead was blocked.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because Of The Boulder

Because Of The Boulder by Averysubtlemongoose December 9, 2022