beansing

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.

Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!

by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006

benson nc

literally the shittiest place in all of north carolina. about 85% of the teenagers are drunken dope addicts and glue sniffers. All the women are extremely over weight, talk with the fakest country accent, and walk around claiming to be "rednecks" but dont even know what the fuck a 12 gauge is. all the men are also over weight, but usually do to drinking the cheapest fucking beer you can buy because they are worthless shits with not enough money to buy actual alcohol,and i swear they literally just fill up damned buckets of mud and shit and dump it all over their trucks claiming to have gone mudding. All and all, this place is literally horse shit, deep fried in cow piss, and smothered in the fucks i dont give about this place.

Here is a taste of what the morons who live in benson nc talk like:

Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"

Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."

by LittleDrummerBoy May 3, 2014

Branson

Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him

Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys

by BigShaq0429 June 11, 2018

beansonaplate

A super funny and cool person on TikTok :)

Dude, beansonaplate is so cool!

by Totally not bean August 30, 2021

bwanson

A amazingly hot and attractive guy. Swearing is his first language. Very racist Usually quarter black. Cares about two things on the plant. Incredibly tall, thinks he is a redneck, loves weapons, loves Weiner dogs.

Bwanson is over there.
Hey Bwanson

by Prezidentmac January 27, 2015

bezanson

A cutie

That is definitely a bezanson

by Tom Stuart June 23, 2016

Benson

A typically handsome, dark curly haired boy/man with a great personality and gorgeous eyes. His female friends would use cute, funny, and sweet to describe him in 3 words.

Benson is hot as fuck

by BeNNÿ October 17, 2018