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beanerschneitzel

a cross between a mexican and a german.
oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.
by yomama99999 February 18, 2010
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Beaver dam

Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.

Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.
Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?

Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.
by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023
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Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.
by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014
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baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.
How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.
by allygat-urr April 17, 2005
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Beaner Hunting

Beaner hunting is the act of getting in a big 'ol beaner huntin' truck, a truck with a large bed and preferably spotlights on top of the truck's cab, and going out with your redneck friends to hunt down some dirty beans. The hunting can be conducted in a number of ways. If one prefers a ranged challenge or doesn't want to get greasy from his prey, they can use a .50 cal attached to the truck. However, hardcore K.K.K. members will want to get in close for the kill, using butter knives, pitchforks, or even just their bare genitals.
Rick and I are going Beaner Hunting.

After I got my new machete, I tested it out by going beaner hunting.
by spankwhore94 May 28, 2014
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basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.
by Joe ma May 5, 2005
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Road Beaver

The act of pleasing your woman when it is her turn to drive during your cross country summer vacation.
I'm tired of getting Road Head. I want you to drive now, so I can give you some Road Beaver.
by NonnaK July 26, 2010
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