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Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".
Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.
by JohnF November 27, 2003
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babelfish

The best translator possible indeed. Take a look as I translate the expression "fuck you" back and forth from English to French.
"Fuck you"
English to French
"Va te faire foutre" (Fair enough. It's right.)
French to English
"Get stuffed" (I'm sorry?)
English to French
Obtenez bourré (The previous was meant as in "Go get yourself stuffed." This... thing here says something in the lines of: "Receive stuffed," which doesn't really make sense.)
French to English
Obtain stuffed

There you are. Babelfish tells you that another way of telling someone to go fuck him/herself is "obtain stuffed."
by Boris Moskovitz February 2, 2007
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Bagel Bear

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.
That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.
by branjon April 2, 2008
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Bagel Bomb

The act of placing a bagel into a ziplock bag, then urinating in the bag and placing it in a closet for a week or so. In a week the bagel has absorbed a lot of the urine and the urine has turned black. This can be smashed the door of your arch nemesis.
Man that bagel bomb is ripe! Yeh I am going to toss at my neighbor's door because his dog keeps crapping on my lawn.
by Genkino November 30, 2006
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anus bagel

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.
"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus
by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015
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Acid Bagel

The web of lies created when a girl messes around with more than one man.
person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."
by Mr. Tinker April 29, 2010
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bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
by sparroww October 1, 2011
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