is bats?

Meme created May, 20th, 2008 at 10:05 pm EST. on a 4chan thread.
A guy asked Is tupperware dangerous?
Is bats?

with a picture of a bat captured in tupperware.

what followed was nothing short of complete asshattery relating to the phrase. "is bats?"

Is ________________ dangerous?
Is bats?

by BigAndy'Merica May 20, 2008

Balts

Balts are speakers of one of the Baltic languages.

Don't confuse Latvians and Lithuanians with Russians, since Balts are not related to them - be it ethnically or culturally, and most of the younger generations don't even understand Cyrillic.

by Baltic Potato August 7, 2010

shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008

batsman

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

Comparable to a batter in baseball.

The batsman just hit the ball straight out of the ground!!

by LGD May 10, 2004

master bates

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist

by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010

Master Bates

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.

Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?

by MaddiW. March 30, 2009

Bates College

Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!

You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!

by awesome1234bates March 2, 2010