turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
by S.A.B. November 04, 2007
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Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
by KyleRM December 02, 2007
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Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.
She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.
by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018
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Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.
by Penny Walker April 11, 2011
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free basting

to put cocain in a blunt to smoke with trees.
"instead of smoking a lacee, they freebasted."
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Bast-fuck

kyle you Bast-fuck quit messin around
by assd February 20, 2008
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Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.
Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.
by Axell Spy January 31, 2011
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