Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

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Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up

by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010

scrape the bottom of the barrel

To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

Joe said he'd come to the big party with a bunch of hoes, but we knew he was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he showed up holding a bunch of garden tools.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

Barrelesque

A description of someone who is of a portly stature - ie : Fat

She's put on a lot of weight

Yeah she's positively barrelesque.

by Kermit the Dog November 2, 2008

barrelassing

Driving at high speed through an area not intended for vehicles.

How did you break your arm?

We were barrelassing through the field and rolled the go-kart.

by Iridescent Shadow December 30, 2008

trash barrel

A woman who has let many men put their junk in her bin.

Your mother is a trash barrel.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

trench barrel

(v) A sexual act performed on a man who is laying on his back, where one lifts up the balls and then licks from the anus all the way up to the balls. This act is especially heinous if the man has not recently cleaned.

I would have showered if I knew she was going to trench barrel me.

by emulator November 21, 2020

Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.

Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!

by surfdog March 10, 2009