barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

by Daphne M. September 21, 2007

barking dogs

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.

you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)

by geneva kyrkslovan June 19, 2006

Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.

Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.

by woody420haro February 15, 2009

Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

by Delmuire December 23, 2009

Barking dog

A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

Barking

place in east london and very boring place

Boy: where you live
Girl: barking
Boy: your wet

by megerbom11 March 19, 2021