Barbwire

When you put the letter x in the beginning and end of your screen name. People do this because sometimes the name they want is taken.

"Aw man. The name UglyMofo has been taken. I wanted that as my new YouTube channel name."

"Well then just barbwire the name. That should fix the problem."

by IDontKnowWhatTheyWantFromMe May 30, 2013

Barlow

1; A loud, almost incessantly rude individual who brings comic relief to a situation, but can also create tension.

2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.

3; a Bitch.

1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"

2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."

3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."

by Dibbs34 September 21, 2005

Barbossagasm

The feeling most crazed Pirates of the Caribbean/Barbossa fangirls experience when listening to the last twenty seconds of 'Hello Beastie' from the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest soundtrack.

"Oh my God! *Barbossagasm!*"

by Starpossum December 6, 2006

Barlowed

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

by w&F February 8, 2010

Point Barrow Pinquin Attack

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.

by KC November 7, 2003

Barlow

A man 9 months pregnant with his first child.

"Look at how Barlow he is."
"My god he's gotten fat!" "He's not fat, he's just Barlow."

by ChocolateTrainMonster June 30, 2008

Barlowed

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.

Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!

by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017