Free Will Baptist Church

A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.

The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.

by Perk25 January 6, 2006

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of sick fucks that give Christianity a bad name. They go around picketing and protesting every fucking thing that's beliefs are not absolutely identical to theirs. They claim that everyone who tolerates homosexuality or anything they disagree with for that matter is going to hell. It's fucking shit. They have no sanity or compassion in them, and if anyone deserves to go to fucking hell, it's them. They're sorry fucking excuses for human beings.

The westboro baptist church apparently thinks that God hates fags, dykes, America, and anything else that is not 100% Christian. Someone needs to blow their fucking heads off. Ignorant cunts make me sick.

by xxXxx October 28, 2013

baptist

Part of a Christian movement relating to protestant Christianity. Baptist emphasise Believers Baptism, ie accepting God as saviour and Lord and being dunked in a pool of water in front of hundreds of people. In the late 1990s, there were about 43 million Baptists worldwide with about 33 million in the United States.

Baptists often form working groups, ie Southern Baptist Alliance, to support each other. There is also a Baptist World Alliance which is chaired by Rev. David Coffey

He is part of the Baptist family

by David Bunce August 23, 2005

WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips

A group of homophobic idiots who spend their time making countless hateful posters because no one gives them the time of day. They also have incest.

The WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips are homophobic ass wholes.

by kissmyacccccccccccebabe March 17, 2011

Compton Baptism

The official definition is unknown to all other than the anonymous Kettering University student that was in the mens bathroom on the corner of units 33 & 34 on one whimsical day within Thompson Hall. The word was played horizontal in a match of Kettering Crossword. Many students came to question the meaning, some even ventured to come up with their own definition but no one truly knows other than the author who wrote this prodigious term on the wall within the stall.

"Hey have you seen Compton Baptism written on the wall inside the first stall?"
"What the fuck does Compton Baptism mean?"
"A Compton Baptism has to have some kind of sexual meaning"
"That guy who wrote Compton Baptism on the wall is one major player"

by Kettering EngiNerd February 13, 2009

foot-washing baptist

A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.

He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?

by Sly April 4, 2005

baptist sex

Anal and Oral Sex. Because Baptists take a vow of chastity before marriage, which only means vaginal penetration.

Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day

by Heathen Boy May 19, 2018