Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

Booty Baptism

When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.

After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.

by trippdophine August 9, 2023

European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

by Willysaucy April 20, 2023

Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.

Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."

by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023

Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020

Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.

Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath

by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020

Baptism

When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.

That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.

by A ball moron October 16, 2020