dashan baptism

dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown

"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd

by kbandzzzinoo January 21, 2022

Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!

Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!

by Gnane September 30, 2022

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

hindu baptism

A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.

hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?

by syconic January 19, 2024

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024

Acid Baptism

The act of tripping on large doses of Acid and having a spiritual awakening that causes an out of body experience and constipation.

Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.

by Laura Britt June 23, 2021

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019