Baptism

It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water

Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.

by Pookiebearlmao November 06, 2023

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baptism

The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it

A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person

by Pet Sun December 20, 2024

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Baptism

The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding

After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties

by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023

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Baptism

When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.

That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.

by A ball moron October 16, 2020

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Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.

Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 26, 2022

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