ho-boppin'

To call for a hooker, and then, in close enough proximity, bop her head with a whiffle bat. Conclude your feat with a loud exclamation of "Ho-Boppin'!!" Drive away...

"Excuse me..Twenty Dollars! Mike Smith wants a prostitute for twenty dollars!"

"Yeah it'll be twenty up front"

*Wack*

"Ho-Boppin'!"

by StoutMasterFlexx5000 April 28, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

Flappy Bappies

Condition: Occurs when a chick lays on her back and her tits fall into her armpits.

Man, that girl looked good at the bar. But, sure enough when I got her home and tossed her on the bed, Flappy Bappies: Tits-in-armpits.

by Wyatt Herb July 21, 2010

Bagpipes from baghdad

The title of Eminem's song dissing nick cannon and his wife Mariah Carey.Bagpipes from Baghdad refers to a hookah.In the past hookahs were traditionally used for smoking Weed and opium.Saying someone is blowing on their bagpipes from Baghdad means they must be high.

Mark:you see that fox over there at the end of the bar
Jeff:yeah, why?
Mark:ima hit that
Jeff:yeah right bro you must be blowing on those bagpipes from baghdad

by 34567890730yrytiodf;hgkls;hru9 June 30, 2011

Boppin' Bitch

A female that likes to have or know to give oral pleasures.

Yo, you know Tina? That girl is a boppin' bitch.

by Hank Hammer June 6, 2011

Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014